Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Last House on the Left


You should have called it "This movie bores me to death" As far as gore or real nasty stuff you have to wait until the movie is almost over. This is not a family movie by no means. Some of the parts in this movie really made skin curl. Ok anyway the movie itself is about a families summer home and an escaped convicts on the run. Surprising enough you still have to pay attention to this movie cause it all comes together in the end. It just felt like more than two hours . At least it only cost 1 buck at red box.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Gran Torino


If you haven't seen this film, I must warn you in advance if you have a weak stomach for racials slurs this film takes it to the next level. Of course if you can handle this Clint Eastwood who directed and produced as well as starred in this great film. In my opinion this the best performance of his life. One of the most emotional , gut wrenching films I've seen in awhile. 5stars hands down.

Fast and the Curious?


Ok I have recently seen this new movie. I believe they try to get the younger crowd. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are in it again. The movie had a diffrent twist to it but needed a lil more. Ok it wasn't predictable. The race scenes and the action we're great but I still believe it pulled for a younger audience considering it had a void for Tokyo Drift. See for yourself. I give it 3 stars out of 5 . You be the judge.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Twilight


This movie starts out where a girl moves back to her father in Washington {the state}. I loved it ,but it gave a 90210 meets the vampires. This is a love story about mortal and immortal. How far would you go for love is the question? Looks like it will be a sequel as well.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

THE UNINVITED


This is a story about a girl who is confused about what really happened to her mother. She is haunted by the realization of her mother's death. The movie starts when the girl gets released from the mental institution. Her father is trying to cope with his new girlfriend who is slowly replacing his late wife. This really becomes the center of our story. The daughter becomes jealous of her and this is when then hammer falls . stay tuned.........

Saturday, March 14, 2009

7 POUNDS


Will Smith has once again inspired me. It's amazing how people take life for granted. We all know we are gone and that's it. I think if it was possible we all deserve a second chance. In one sentence. How far would you go for someone? Love is one thing, but the gift of life is another.

BEDTIME STORIES


Adam Sandler is a man down on his luck when his father's dying wish is to make him the manager of a hotel when the renovation is changed from average to colossal. His sister asked him for a favor to watch her kids while she's out looking for a new job. Our story begins with Sandler's character. He has the same gift of storytelling that his father did. The story really get's interesting when he figure's out what he want's to do with his life.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

The Unborn


I didn't realize that this movie was based on a true story. It all makes sense to me now. Just like the real life exorcism movie that came out a few years back. I love horror ask anybody who knows me well enough. It is very eerie that the unborn can consume body's. Usually the dead walk this earth until they are content with the past life then go back. A rogue soul that's bizzare. The movie was a little bit drawn out but just the same I was expecting something diffrent. No, I didn't read up on it this time like I usually do. You be the judge.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

WANTED


In this fiilm "Wanted",you get a major adrenaline rush. I know I did. Angeline Jolie, wow. Almost everything you see uses a matrix idea. This one is a keeper for all those action fans. The concept of this movie is phenomenal. I think this was used from a video game. I would rate this a 8 of 10. 10 being the best. watch it yourself and comment me back.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

The Dark Knight


Altough this was Heath Ledger's final performance. Christian Bale defines Batman, no doubt but Ledger's Joker is the most memorable. If you haven't seen it yet. I suggest buy it. I know this doesn't have much substance but I was blown away by his phycotic view. Heath Ledger will surely be missed.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

An American Werewolf in London


I know the most important part of any horror recipe is the effects. Thanks to Rick Baker {Special Effects Master}this movie was not only funny but very bloody for a horror film. Starring David Naughton,Jenny Agutter and Grifffin Dunne. This story takes play in England. Two college students walking in the midnight countryside when one of the travelers are killed by the werewolf. the other is attacked but survives but must wait for the next full moon to determine his fate. A classic and must have for any true fan who appreciates the horror films.

Friday, May 18, 2007

DELTA FARCE


Not your ordinary heroes. Git er Done! I must say that that I haven't had this much fun since Stripes. Blue Collar was only missing Foxworthy. Yes Larry the Cable Guy did bring it again. There is alot of double standard adult humor in this movie. It's funny how a bunch of Army Reservists with the wrong stuff still manage to come on top. This is a movie that brings laughter to another level. I give it **** out of 5. Don't take my word for it and go and see for yourself.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

VACANCY


Apart fromt the title and the early review I received from teens. They said it was The Grudge meets Freddy and Jason. Even that would have been more interesting. The cast was great. Luke Wilson and Kate Bechinhale. I'm not sure on the spelling. Anyway this movie is sure to leave alot more vacancies in the box office seats. See this movie at the very least.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Wild Hogs


I know Iwas supposed to review this movie awhile ago. Anyway a great cast. John Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, Marisa Tomei and Ray Liotta. This story has it's up's and down's . Mainly four grown men who decide to bring back the fountain of youth by going on a road trip. With nothing else to lose and lying to there lives they had. They move forward on thge big road. The Wild Hogs is funny and exciting. It was the best 8 bucks I spent in awhile.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

SAW 3 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?


Well as you know I can call like I SAW them. Anyway this movie is one of the best ever. The old man is back for one more backstage pass. In this final game of mousetraps and beartraps. All the devices are in place. They stage each game before they play it. One thing thats great about this one you learn some secrets. I said to much. All I have to say is if you love horror and have a strong stomach. SAW 3 is for you. Uh oh times up. You have to play by the rules.

THE MESSENGERS


You have seen The Grudge before. Well this movie is about death and crows. It struck me odd that the spirits in the home did seem very similiar. This movie had The Ring and The Grudge combined. As a horror fan this movie has areas that I wouldn't recommend for children 7 and under. The Grudge is very close to this movie because the possesion factor. Like Amityville evil inside will keep you inside. Overall I give it 3 1/2 stars.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE THE BEGINNING


I know this movie won't match up to the original. If you want blood you've got it. This movie does deliver on diehard horror fans. Leather Face's origin revealed.Well I must say that if you have a weak stomach this is not recommended. As a mega horror fan I was not dissapointed. Although this movie is more graphic than the original. Texas Chainsaw The Beginning is soon to be another cult classic. If blood is what you love this movie won't leave you dissapointed. The heartstopping chases and great special effects are incredible.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

An American Haunting


This movie clashes The Exorcist and Amityville Horror together. The chilling part of this movie is that it's based on true events. In the late 1800's this would be considered herecy or witchcraft. The movie is well done with the veteran actor's Donald Sutherland and Sissy Spacek. Also starring James D'arcy and Rachel Hurd Wood. I have always enjoyed movies based on true events but I would not reccomend this one for younger children because of its strong violent content.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Butterfly Effect 2


I picked up this movie figuring it would pick up where the other left off,but it didn't. This movie has final destination rip off and a little bit of the first stories idea. special effects and new openings as a plot. Not nearly as good as the original.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Horror Stalkers


Ever notice in horror movies your key stalker,serial killer or any other mass murderer have one thing in common. They all love to kill in diffrent ways. Jason has stealth,Freddie has your mind and the latest movie See no Evil he kills with a hook and razor fingers. Let's not leave out Leather Face the chainsaw king. His methods are too extreme to put on this page.